"A Set of Rules Inside Your Head"

The above title was one of the three definitions of "grammar" I read today. I just added exponentially to my (already above average) nerdiness. You're asking, "Dear God, how is that possible?" I'll tell you: a 300-page, college-level textbook on grammar. Yes, I can chat about prescriptive AND descriptive grammar. Look me up at your next cocktail party.

And, as if grammar nerddom were not enough, I'm preparing an essay on "Assertive Discipline". I have to admit my inner 7th grader was drawn to a theory with "ass" in it-- it's so terribly relevant to discipline. My education classes are useful, but I think my textbook errs on the side of self-importance: it could be a bulleted list as far as I'm concerned.

I'm finally getting productive after several days of a haze of busyness blanketing a dirth of unproductivity. I knocked out three lessons today. At this rate, I'll finish both my classes in fewer than two weeks. On Friday, I found out that I will be offered a contract for next year (for the same position I had last year) as soon as I turn in my grades. Perhaps the uncertainity was weighing on me more than I realized.

Other big decision: I've decided to apply to PhD programs for Fall 2010. Who knows if I'll get in? If I'll get funding? But, I won't for sure if I don't apply.

IKEA overwhelmed me this afternoon. I'd been to the one in Vancouver and DC, but this was the first time I'd been to the one in Charlotte. Ye gods, it's enormous and full of stuff. All kinds of stuff. And, it's kind of creepy because I feel like I'm playing in other peoples' houses.

Last night, I watched "Food, Inc." with a friend and her friend's Christian women's discussion group. I enjoyed it. It felt a lot like book reviews of books I've either read or wanted to read. Both H and I left the theater deflated. How can a supermarket be this evil? Is there anything I can do about it? Knowledge is power, but it's also incredibly depressing.

Creativity corner: I'm coming up with middle-school centers. It's so much fun! I'm coming up with creative ways to engage students with the material. I love this stuff-- it doesn't feel like work. It's so full of imagination.

I'm going on retreat with my mom next Wednesday through Saturday. It should be really interesting and good.