belly flops

I know about belly flops.  I've knocked the air out of me by particularly spectacular belly flops, actual and metaphorical. They're one of my specialties.  But, there's a new belly flop in town, and, it's as awesome as mine!

Time to celebrate the irregular, the abnormal, the unexpected!  Here's to crazy jelly beans! And dollar stores that sell them!  To all of those who regularly participate in the glorious flop. Go, embrace the rejects because they're unique and sweet!